Feuerm

Just to be a bit more explicit, this page is completly out of canon. Hello! It's me, the creatore of Kerfuf, Feuerm, I will not give any info on me whatsoever, but heres my youtube.

I also did stuff like creating the deep, and being a funny. HTML is easy, but I refuse to learn any other programming language, but I managed to force myself to do scratch at least.

Blog (for intelectuals only UwU)

Log 1: 11/25/24: Just created the Hooliganists site :D:D:D:D:D, now people shall know what's going on with Kerfuf.

Log 2: 11/25/24: OMG THEY'RE DELETING BATTLE KITTY NOOOOOO

Log 3: 11/25/24: The Knight was born one night on a fateful night. They were the night knight, and it went night night. 25 years later, the knight woke up for the 9125th time into another dream which was actually real life. The knight was fateful that today, on their 25th birthday, they had to obtain their super powers. They were so super duper wuper cool and deserving of fame and riches. They loved themselves and believed that out of all people in the world, they the most believed they should have super omega super powers. Obviously because they were epic. Every day they did nothing but train and train. Their power was a uncountable ammount, mainly because there was no way to measure it, but also because they were pretty damn strong. What was the knights name? Noxes, well actually their real name was Nox Eques, but has that ever mattered? Nah.

Log 4: 11/26/24: The knight walked over to the frog altar. For they lived in the kingdom of frogs and altars. The land was full of a strange religion called frogism, everyone claims to believe it, but in order to do that you need to kiss a frog so no one actually does it. The only one who ever managed to get passed the oddities of the religion was the frog wizard, who was known for slaying beasts 10 times his size. The frog wizard was incredibly powerful, and was the knights father. So the knight took their first steps from their hole in the ground (that is where most knights lived in the frog kingdom), in 5 years. The sun was harsh, but the pale knight stepped out of their cave home, out of the corn fields, and on to the podium.

Log 5:11/26/24: I really, really like stupidly complex systems, or like worlds that have way too much worldbuilding and 5 things happen. Things like homestuck and some of my own creations have no reason to exist, and need to be dumbed down, but I love them no matter what. Anyways play Sming War

Log 6: 11/26/24: The knight has seen the sun for the first time in 5 years. Despite the harshness of it, the knight walked onward, carrying their very big ngl perseverance, to the frog altar. Their father, the frog wizard, had decided to give many things to Noxes on that day, 1. A cool ass sword, the knight needed it for killing monsters 10 times their size, the blue gem incrusted sharp blade had been good for some time, but of course, Noxes needed a new blade, the green gem incrusted sharp blade. 2. some armor, while the knight had owned many such trinkets and gooligags, Noxes needed more powerful and more defensive things to wear. This new armor looked fairly similar, titanium leggings, cool shoes, a titanium chestplate, and a cool hat. 3. More narsicism, The knight had much of it, but there was no such thing as too much narsicism. And oh boy did they love it. 4. A picture of Noxes and their father, the frog wizard had his iconic green frog onesie, and his also possibly even more iconic devil mask. The knight wearing their noticibly less iconic armor and hat. Their iconic, "I lived in a cave my whole life and cut my own hair right at the length that looks completly androgynous just the way I like it but it's also covered in dirt" haircut. 5. The magical night powers gifted to exclusively people who were chill like that and born on a knights night. What is a knights night you may ask? It is a night where the moon is very bright. 6. some corn.

"Child" The wizard uttered at the volume of a announcer, "I have given you these gifts not just to replace me as the hero of the kingdom of frogs and altars, but also as a way to remember me, I am being promoted to hero of the trikingdom area, and you, as my survivor, must renew the protection of the kingdom. I won't see you every 2 months now, but rather every 3.5 months"
"Dad I thought I was just becoming one of the knights of the kingdom" Noxes responded nervously in the most quiet of tones.
"Nah, I decided that wasn't a good idea, you kinda chill and your pretty strong, plus like, I haven't killed a good monster in 3 weeks, it'll be fine." The wizard returned.

Log 7: 11/27/24: 6:32: Despite all of their narsicism, Noxes had 2 sides to themself. At times they were a egotistical, megalomaniacal, gigantic monster, to be fair though they had enough energy to defeat a monster 3 times their size. Sometimes they weren't as much though, and actually a pathetic, small, dumbass, weakling who was sad. Though they switched somewhat often, and it wasn't as extreme as some of the other people in this kingdoms population (3 million). The wizard looked at his child one last time, "buh bye creepy gremlin creature", and he flew off to the trikingdom castle. Noxes was left dumbfounded, but they would find their father sometime in the next 3 months. So of course now it was time to go on a quest, to the capital of this kingdom. The kingdom was obvisously filled to the brim with corn, what country isn't? Unfortunately it was extremely hard to navigate. The capital was much less corn filled though, and it had the king! Sadly the capital was 80 miles away. The solution? The night.

Log 8: 11/27/24: 8:07: We should have a trinket based ecconomic system instead of a money based one. Like let's have our money be poker chips that are easily replicable and have values double or triple a different poker chip. And sometimes we just airdrop them. And then for some reason chairs are worth 0.2x as much as a black poker chip.

Log 9: 11/27/24: 8:24: Noxes opened a book from long ago. It was in their backpack for a long time. It was incrusted with a red gem, just like their first sword. Honestly the purple one was cooler. The book was covered in a moon symbol with a fault crack through it. This book was the book of night, and the knight would use it to do some cool crap. The first thing was to figure out how to extract the energy of the night. It was really complicated, something to do with the north star or something. Though Noxes looked at it and stopped listening to the text and just decided to do it anyways. (they have no clue how to do it) The knight had began by grabbing some dirt and throwing it on the ground. This accomplished dirt moving, i guess. A defeated Noxes then actually read the book.
1. Move your soul from your body to the outside world
Erm what the fuck
Alright anyways move it out
2. Bathe it in darkness, no this isn't an emo thing.
well ok
3. Place it back in, you have now extracted the energy of the night into your soul.
Ok so I assume people without night powers can't absorb the night energy.
4. People without night powers can't move their soul dummy, of course they can't absorb the energy of the night, even if they could, the darkness would prob corrupt them.
bruh
5.ok now its time do compass stuff.
The next step in their journey of the knight was to figure out how to use the central, north, east, and west star. Oh and stella nata ex tumoribus, snet for short! Snet was the evil one, the good thing is that the capital is super north of here, so snet could be removed from the equation for now. It was time to preform the compass spell. The darkness began to surround the Night Knight, and the north star began to shine, seemingly the central star moved, really the darkness began to direct light in a different way. It's path had decided it's course, and a small wooden seed the size of a pebble dropped down. It had the same moon pattern. That was part 1 of 20 of the basics, so Noxes skipped to chapter 5, teleporting.
1. Grab the nessacary materials, you require the seed from part 2, as well as compressed energy as made in chapter 4.
Not gonna read that yet buddy }:(
2. The meaning of the seed can be derived from it by enchanting the seed with the compressed energy. This will be interpreted into your brain as DNOCC encoding.
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3. The DNOCC encoding can then be inscribed on the seed in order to activate, write down it within 10 demorcian nanoseconds (The unit of time used by the altar gods), then it shall explode, then navigate to the 16k panel and log in. This will give you access to your cool console, and type in C0NN3C7-<your Coordinates>-<seed number>, the seed number will be on whats left of the seed.
oh my god, of course it's like this, my dad was always talking about some stupid derivative nonsecular
4. This will successfully connect your seed and 16k panel, now simply go into the C-Location Correcter. The darkest night platform will teleport you.

Log 10: 11/29/24: 5:22: Sorry for the lack of new logs, I was busy on thanksgiving, will post soon :/

Log 11: 11/30/24: 1:06: What the fuck was that, what is a 16k panel, how much is a demorcian nanosecond, what does DNOCC stand for? Alright whatever. Looks likes Noxes has flipped over to the last section. Ok looks like it explains it here. blah blah of the something something encoding is a language created by one of the gods. It's specifically used for night magic. The 16k panel is basically a giant computer that comes out of your soul when you do a cool dance. The cool console is a console inside of that. The C-location correcter basically changes positions of dark magic and shit. The darkest night platform is one of the things that the c-location correcter uses to move dark magic arround.
The knight created the compressed dark magic and simply followed the steps, it's time for the capital.

Log 12: 12/1/24: 1:35: Noxes was instantly turned into pure night, and instantly their shadow appeared in the streets of the capital. Then they stepped out. Everyone was used to this kind of magic, so no one really noticed it. The capital was so so much less corn filled than the rural areas. It had more than 1 building in a square mile, wow! The king that Noxes needed to visit was in the tricastle. You see, 3 kingdoms converge at a single point, and all of this kingdoms essentially shared the same goverment of 3 kings, one for each kingdom. Each kingdom then had 3 major protectors. One of which was now Noxes. All of the major protectors were fully awakened magic users. Meaning they were born at exactly midnight or noon on a knights night, or a Equalibrium. Knights nights were actually just summer and winter solstices, but they didn't know this yet. Also the closer you are to midnight or noon, the more power you have. Though midnight tended to have powers that were brutal but slow, and noon had fast and small attacks. On the fall equalibrium, you had the powers of dissasembly, for spring you had the powers of connection. Summer allowed you to create, but was mostly known as light powers, for that is all most sorcerers could create. Winter was known as night patterns, but were mostly tied to destruction and adding absence. People born during noon were wizards, and people born during midnight were knights. The closer you are to being born during midnight or noon, the more potential you have as well, which is not the same as power, potential can be passed down to people. Noxes parents were a light wizard, and a death knight. And since they were born during midnight on a knights night, they had a absurd ammount of potential. Noxes had no idea about this.

Log 13: 12/8/24: 10:45: The capital still had a lot of corn to get through, but to be fair this was the KOFAA and it just be like that fr. There were these cool things locals called buildings, which where like holes but instead of the walls being in the dirt the walls were in the sky. It is much less corn efficient. The buildings were extremely tall, going up to about 20 to 30 feet in the air. And there was one really big building, the tricastle. Actually there was another big building, but that building was purely metaphorical and therefore only real in my false mind. (Though there was no corn there). The tricastle was over 150 feet tall, and had the 3 most important people in the entire 4 continents. (Well the ones that they knew of, there were 4 more). The kings of the trikingdom. The entrance was higher than 1 building for some reason, and was guarded by like 100 minor protectors. (There were a bunch of those guys.)
“Aye lil knight creature what’s you business.”
“Need to talk to the king cuz my dad promoted me to major protector for some reason.”
“Oh shit your Noxes sorry get in there.”
Noxes stepped into the castle, and into the elevator, and yk all the stuff blah blah Noxes was in the kings court, they were eye to eye for the first time ever

*You are here now Noxes*
"Yeah duh"
*You managed to use you magic to get here, yes?*
"yeah"
*Then you have done good, you shall kill the rainbow dragon*
"Ok yeah I can do that"
*You cannot Noxes, I'm sending some cool dudes with you that will help you.*
"No I think I can"
*...*
*I see that you cannot*

The king pulled a wire and 2 people dropped down, an powerful 1:00 light knight, and a 2:00 assembly wizard. Though Noxes was not quite aware yet, these 2 people would be extremely important to their journey, leading them to the final boss. The light knight was a terrible person known as the Grimblo, a lady known for killing a lot of people with her esteemed PBIT method, this method is unknown because she won't tell us, but it only works on creatures with throats that are not bigger than thine elephant.. The assembly wizard was just some girl who stole a pack of gummy worms. Wait a second, oh I forgot one shoot. The king pulled the wire again, and down came a third guy. He was a local liker of corn, and grew so much corn that the corn police showed up. The corn limit is actually extremely gigantic, so big that it's bigger than the annual ammount of corn the kingdom produces.

Log 13: 12/15/24: 1:05: The Grimblo was immediately up to no good, and the assembly wizard and corn guy started choking
Die<bitch
*Grimblo if you do that to Noxes you will be tortured for eternity in a small cube for the rest of you life. your bones will be condensed into liquid, in fact I shall expand your life to trillions of years. You will never leave your confinement, your prison, it will keep you alive forever, the agony surplux container.*
"actually maybe she shouldn't do that to those two guys, thats fucking terrible."
the<fuck<you<just<say<to<me<bitch
"jesus I guess I'm gonna do this now"

FIGHT
*WE DO NOT FIGHT IN THE COURT ROOM, DO NOT ALLOW THEM CAVALDE CRIACAO*
Alright I think it's time to introduce myself. I'm one of the 8 Chill cats, Cavalde Criacao. I am a sort of watcher of everything I suppose, well not really I am currently trapped by someone, though I was one of the 4 cats who created the world. All the chill cats are like connected to one of the 8 magics, and I got light knight. I created every single planet and star, the heavens themselves, everything. Since this loser umm, wait what how the f does this guy know my name. shit I do not want to interact with theses guys I'd get banished man
*Alright Noxes look at me*
*Does that feral animal look sane?*
"I have never met another human other than my dad in my life"
*You are protected from her, run along into the wilds, and kill that dragon.*
"So I can do it on my own, you admit it"
*No your doing it with her*
Im<going<to<build<a<tower

Log: 14: 12/19/24: 8:53: "Erm"
*You shant disrespect your elders*
"But thats the Grimblo, she, chokes people, with blocks."
*Yes but I want her out, plus you can tame her, she is a Stultae*
The Stultae are strange creatures. A subset of deers had a small mutation in their genetics that allowed them to use magic, but the magic was too much for the minds of the deer, so they changed. They have greater minds of steel, and their bodies are much more like that of a human, but smaller. The Stultae are also all able to float to make themselves taller. They can also be tamed by anybody, simply by being arround them enough, causing them to be much more friendly to the tamer. Though most Stultae attempt to avoid this now.

Log 15: 12/26/24: 12:17: The Grimblo just so happened to be a light knight, though I have no association in terms of personality. I really don't like her.
"Ok so let's go now, uh, Grimblo."
Fuck<you
Down the stairs, to the elevator, out the walls of the castle and out of the capital. Noxes also learned how to delete small objects, like cubes. They tried to learn a really advanced technique, applying destruction to nothing, essentially subtracting more matter than is there, creating antimatter. It didn't work very well. But if it had, just a small ammount could instantly destroy anything. Basically creating what you know as an atom bomb. Deleting small objects was easy, as you have to apply a small bit of night energy into the object and it would instantly subtract enough matter from it to instantly destroy it. For big objects you just needed more, which was harder to obtain. Creating anti matter is much much harder though. You apply night energy to something, but quickly before that object is substacted, you have to move that subtraction force to something smaller. And it will quickly dissapear and explode violently.
The Grimblo was actually also practicing something, placing bigger and bigger objects inside of people, aka Noxes. The Grimblo had even placed a staircase inside of them.

I know we removed your power, but you can't take revenge in this way. You took control of the god damn fucking k-d0-sdfk0s89 ing, at this p)int, there is like piece uno of yourr pl4n
*This is your punishment, yoU can't do anYthi NG about it*

Log 16: 12/27/24: 1:39: ThE Stellar beast was of importance, yet misery. The dellectable communication, the flies had sweeped in to see Noxes, to look at them, to see their high power. tHIs would be an easy fight, block out the air tubes, remove the blood mover. Yet the beast was made up of 1000s of pieces, of small rainbows, bugs. They only pretended to be one, for it gifted themselves something better than the hivemind they had forged. They had the power of trust, the power of the dragon was not to be mishandled, spilled over onto the kingdom like my fucking brain, where is my home? let me retreat until the shocks finish their rampage of dementia.

The rainbow dragon was gone, the flies boiled alive.