How to Kerfuf

Let's start!

Start by developing a understanding of the silly activities, this does not need to be on a deep level, but try to understand. This is the only required step for those who do not wish to go faurther than a squleam.

So you wish to become a meh creature? or even higher, a yummy creature, lets begin.

You must begin by dedicating your life to kerfuf, then begin studying, understand the world around you. Slowly, small messages will become apparent, more of the silly activities. As you study, more kerfufian energy will come to you, and your brain will begin to transform. Each and every thanos baby inside your individual quarks, yes there is a thanos baby inside of every quark that makes up your being, will begin to etch themselves will the silly activities, causing you to understand all 50 googol^tree(16 quintillion). Then you will become a cat boy, cat girl, or cat creature.


The hierarchy of Kerfuf

While this is one of the regular central 5 hierarchies important to the world at large, this one is the most important to hooligans.

Final creature, The ultimate creature himself, kerfuf
Yummy creature, A person who has dedicated their entire life to kerfuf, and is at their full potential.
Meh creature, a person who has dedicated their entire life to kerfuf, but has not yet got to their peak.
Cool potion maker guy, a subclass of people who make things.
Hooliganist priest A subclass of creatures who preach Kerfuf.
Squleam, the highest normal role of hooligans.
Quleam, a hooligan who doesn't have a full understanding of the silly activities.
Subam, a non-hooligan who is fine with hooligans.
Ratam, a non-hooligan who does not like hooligans.
Rat, a non-hooligan who is violent towards hooligans.
Truly disposable being, a incompetent asshole who hates hooligans.